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Thursday, June 12, 2008

Samurai Appliance Repair Man
http://www.fixitnow.com

Zenzoidman Apocalypse: Otterville, New Hampster; As a little boy, Zenzoidman Apocalypse showed a strong talent for hardly anything. Even in school, he was at the top of his class in mediocrity. Later, when he was kidnapped by a marauding band of sheep, he developed other important life skills, especially making animal noises and licking himself. Those skills would serve him well after he returned to civilization in his career as a volunteer in government-sponsored mind control experiments. Unfortunately, both he and his government programmers would later suffer nervous breakdowns and become institutionalized. Today, Zenzoidman engages in hand-to-hand combat with the bodiless forces of tyranny that seek to enslave him and the rest of humanity. He also spends much of his free time wandering in the White Mountains of New Hampshire in search of the mystical yellow snow. And via his alter ego, Samurai Appliance Repair Man, he battles insolent appliances who've refused to fulfill their design function.